Call Me Out + Overflow

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I should leave something witty here. Oh well.

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corcotta

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[Continuing from here.]

Look, if they really want to get some then they should try for it. Batting eyelashes and giggling cutely only gets you so far. I feel like one should give a good show even if most men at a bar are pretty easy. I'm being a good mate by reminding them to have at least some standards.

I mean, if you have any suggestions or know anyone. I'm always open to such things.

[corcotta]

You're making me reevaluate my bar strategies now. Batting my eyelashes is all I've got at trying to make an impression on someone.

Besides, most go to bars with pretty low standards to begin with, anything they happen to get is pretty much like a bonus if they don't get cockblocked or rejected on the spot. But like you said, maybe they need to see someone like you to make them come to their senses about raising the bar a bit.

...I would volunteer but I don't think I could live up to such standards. Not very noteworthy, I'm afraid.

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Perhaps I'm just old fashioned, but I do enjoy a bit of courting even if it's for a night. I'm a charmer who also enjoys being thoroughly charmed.

The thrill of the hunt.

Really, I'm just being a right arse and shouldn't be encouraged. I wasn't even here to look. I got dragged here by one of the performers for a "night out" despite not being one for drink and easily not needing to be at a bar to bring a fine specimen home. I need to channel my irritation somehow, although I may have gotten slapped across the face once or twice.

I can't say I didn't deserve that though.

[There's a short pause.]

Well, that won't do. You can't give up right from the start. How would you know what exactly fits my fancy without even a good ol' college try?

Come now. I am talking to you right now, aren't I?